For
blktauna's prompt: "No Napoleon, I do not enjoy being tied up in dungeons." [ November 23, 2009 ]
"No, Napoleon, I do not enjoy being tied up in dungeons."
"Well, I wish you'd make it a habit to bring your picklocks along so we wouldn't get stuck in them quite so often." Napoleon twisted his hand again, trying to make it small enough to pull through the cold manacle circling his wrist.
"No, thank you. I do not enjoy having to replace my tools every time we're captured by Thrush." Illya sniffed, voice haughty as he shifted this way and that, contorting his body as he worked at the ropes holding him tied to an elaborate stone altar. "I'm afraid you'll just have to get us out of here this time."
"I'll get right on that."
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