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fish_echo's prompt: "And this is my parter, Shine McSliderson, and we're banister-inspectors. We need to determine if your banisters are up to proper standards for sliding speed and smoothness." [ November 23, 2009 ]For fish_echo's prompt: "And this is my parter, Shine McSliderson, and we're banister-inspectors. We need to determine if your banisters are up to proper standards for sliding speed and smoothness." [ November 23, 2009 ]
"And this is my parter, Shine McSliderson, and we're banister-inspectors. We need to determine if your banisters are up to proper standards for sliding speed and smoothness."
The receptionist looked over the top of her glasses at Shawn. She refrained from rolling her eyes at his introduction, but Gus could tell it was a near thing. He stuck an elbow in Shawn's ribs, nudging him aside as Gus gave her his best customer smile.
"Actually, ma'am, we need a list of residential building permits that the company Rising Stairs applied for during the last six months. We were unable to search by contractor on the otherwise outstanding website for the department and were hoping you'd be able to assist us in obtaining that information."
For trascendenza's prompt: "I don't know what you're talking about, Gus. Eating an entire stick of butter is the perfect way to start the day." [ November 23, 2009 ]
"I don't know what you're talking about, Gus. Eating an entire stick of butter is the perfect way to start the day."
"No amount of butter will make a grilled cheese sandwich better if you use substandard cheese."
"Gus!" Shawn gasped, hand to his chest. "I know you wouldn't dare insinuate that Kraft makes bad cheese."
"Kraft makes plastic masquerading as fake cheese," Gus replied with a sniff. "Tillamook, on the other hand, produces sublime and tasty cheeses made with milk free from growth hormones."
Shawn made talking movements with his hand as he mouthed along.
"Stop mocking me, Shawn. You know dairy products are an important part of a balanced diet."
"But Gus, my day wouldn't be complete without mocking you! You know that's an important part of my balanced diet."
Gus glared at Shawn for a moment before he replied. "You did not just compare me to cheese."
Shawn grabbed Gus' tie and used it to pull him closer. His grin was wicked. "Come here, my creamy little cheese cube. I've got the munchies."
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